Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Moooooog35

POSTS TO COME:

My Messy Room
About Esfahan Iran (People don't ride camels here)
The Corn (barf) on My Toe
The Only Hot Boy Here
and many more to come.



Moooooog35: thank you for reading my blog! I spent about 2 minutes counting the 'O's in your name so I could be accurate :)

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

No One Will Ever Read This!!!

No one will ever read this...
... If you do... LET ME KNOW!!!
Please.

ANYWAY.
My cartilage hurts.
I got it pierced about two months ago and I recently changed the earring and it's been hurting. I thought maybe it was an infection, but thankfully I was wrong.
Apparently, it takes 6-12 months for a cartilage piercing to fully heal.

Here’s a picture of my ear :)



Yeah so... I need some motivation to do my school work.
I'm not sure what I should do yet.
I always have the intention of doing my school work, but I say, well let me do this first, and then I'll do that later; or I'm too tire to do it.
Tisk tisk...



Cause You've Got Some Mouth on You
It's Loud Enough For Two.


For those of you who are looking for some new music to listen to...
May I suggest listening to Nightmare of You.
They are amazing; and though I've known about them for quite some time now, I never get tired of listening to them.


Marc Jacobs is coming out with a shoe that has a heel in the front (wtf, I know)


I'm not sure what I think of them yet.


Moving on...




WHY DON'T I LOSE WEIGHT?


I'd love to have a body like Kate Bosworth or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
I'm not planning to be anorexic...
I think Eva Mendez and Reese Witherspoon have good bodies too.





Yeah.
I'm gonna go do my school work now :)


xx
K






Friday, September 21, 2007

Nails & School

I seriously need to do my school work.
I work with this online-type school called Allied National High School.
I like it, besides the fact that you need alot of self deciplin, which I lack.

I used to be a nail-biter.
It's been 3 months since I've been sober... from biting... my nails.
I love my nails now, for the longest time I couldn't decide between square or round.
square.
round.
square.
round.
square.
round.


currenly round.
after watching Life or Something Like it
I decided I wanted them round, because Angelina Jolie's character has them round
and they look really... seductive I guess.


my nails are currently red.
blood red.

tomorrow is gym day

xx

Thursday, September 20, 2007

um...

SO... I MIGHT have kind of went totally out of line with how I ate today.
PIGGY
oink oink

i went to the gym and powerwalked for an hour.
and with the way I ate today, I think I put on weight instead of losing it.


Enjoy a little picture of me taken from today,


DON'T I LOOK HAWWWT?


anyway, I'm tired as fuck.
I'll write tomorrow.


xx

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Secret I've Been Perfecting...

I’m 5’4 and I weigh 142 pounds.
fat.
Let’s all say it together…
FAT!
Accept it.
Tomorrow morning I’m planning on going to the gym.
(After a big… break)
Since I live in Iran, it’s a strictly women only gym; and it’s pretty small too.

Four treadmills.
One of those things that works your arm.
One of those things where it’s like you’re bicycling while standing up
One ab-chair of some sort.
One of those things where you lie down and push weight up using your legs.
One of those extremely bothersome belts that they wrap around the fat and it shakes
(I think it doesn’t work)
A lot of seriously over-weight ladies.
A lot of seriously over-weight old ladies.
A lot of seriously over-weight old ladies in rainbow-inspired spandex.
The younger ones go for a bit of a darker shade…
Camouflaging, I’m guessing.

When I went to sign up, they asked me which class I was going to take.
“What do you mean?” I said clearly struggling with Farsi, the language of Iran.
“Which aerobic class”
After ten minutes of explaining to the mullet-sporting, presumably lesbian lady that I don’t want to take a fucking aerobic class, “I want to work the machines,” she writes my name down in a book.

I’m going to watch what I eat, but I won’t go on a diet.
No Cheetos, No chocolate, No cake, No cookies.
Can’t quit soda, can’t quit mayonnaise.
I know it sounds gross, but I love mayonnaise.
And Coke… is like coke for me.
If I go on a diet, I’ll get tired and bored and I’ll stop exercising and semi-dieting all together.


that’s that.
That’s the ‘fitness’ portion of my life.


I’m tired right now but tomorrow, when I (hopefully) come back from the gym, I’ll write more.
And after that I will force myself to finish my geography.

xx